The Armed Republic of Baathist fresllo is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 611 million Fresllianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San carlota. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freslliano economy, worth 60.5 trillion Francoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,981 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baathist fresllo's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Baathist fresllo is ranked 130,994^th in the world and 116^th in The Eternal Order for Safest, scoring 68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.